Nailed it…🗑️🐇😅 pic.twitter.com/LaQTHdJQ5B
— why you should have an animal (@shouldhaveanima) June 4, 2023
Is Barbie short for Barbara? Is she called Barbara? Barbara and Kenneth?! BARBARA AND KENNETH?!
— Laura Lexx (@lauralexx) June 3, 2023
Island pic.twitter.com/B0JEAUGpJs
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) June 4, 2023
Sneaky kisses.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/s3YbvfECZh
— Puppies 🐶 (@PuppiesIover) June 4, 2023
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) June 3, 2023
This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. https://t.co/SZfrtNlDI0
— Sarah Bee🐝 (@BirrelleBee) June 3, 2023
"We asked 100 people to name something they should do in a global pandemic.
— Otto Von Jizzmark (@Ottojizzmark) June 4, 2023
You said go to Nando's" pic.twitter.com/E9PkIRkjMF
"Strange decision from Ferrari" is easily the most used phrase in modern F1
— Jimmy Broadbent (@JimmyBroadbent) June 4, 2023
Mood.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/YsUeaAC3FR
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 4, 2023
Greenland is situated farther to the east, west, north, and south than Iceland. [Credit: @etymology_nerd.] pic.twitter.com/XIofGUZELY
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 4, 2023
I would like to sincerely apologise to Bert and Ernie for my comments in the House of Commons earlier today.https://t.co/mBhVl66SBN https://t.co/5yPJvLXrqp
— Lisa Nandy (@lisanandy) June 5, 2023
I only found that out at 55 !!!! That we don’t need to bleed for our health on the pill !!!! Pharma put the bleed in to appease the Roman Catholic Church back then ( obviously thing would be different now ! ) !!! All those painful periods … for no reason 🙄
— Davina McCall (@ThisisDavina) June 8, 2023
My friend whose dog I am watching has just text to say there is yoghurt lollies in the freezer for the dog if he wants them. Yoghurt lollies. For the dog. In the freezer. If he wants them.
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 10, 2023
Boris Johnson's resignation statement has the same energy as every single candidate who ever gets fired from 'The Apprentice', and says 'you mark my words, you haven't heard the last of Stephen Arbuthnot.'
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 9, 2023
The way that GB News covered Johnson’s resignation is completely hilarious. pic.twitter.com/Aa5UVQxb4a
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 10, 2023
Feels like everyone is desperately searching for an insightful narrative because the reality that "an unfathomably rich club got a very good manager and then bought every player he wanted with their unlimited funds and now they've won everything" is actually very dull
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) June 11, 2023
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) June 11, 2023
I love time compression things.
— Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon) June 11, 2023
Agatha Christie could potentially have watched most series of Columbo.
And then there's the guy who witnessed the Duke of Wellington's funeral and WW2.
Check the comments for more, like how Rosa Parks could have watched Shrek 2 in the cinema. https://t.co/gW4f8PGybL
Each ball travelling in a Straight line. Amazing Physics pic.twitter.com/bfnmOmFjy8
— Amazing Physics (@amazing_physics) June 10, 2023
People who think social media dopamine hits are powerful obviously never completed solitaire in the 90s. pic.twitter.com/KXwwDXF0ie
— Richard Baxter (@NotThatRBaxter) June 12, 2023
Only Connect has declared war on the NYT. https://t.co/XkvMrdAgpt pic.twitter.com/t7LluNYAhI
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 14, 2023
I’m wondering if it might be time to stop describing people as being in “the year above me” when asked how old they are?
— Rebecca Reid (@RebeccaCNReid) June 14, 2023
I looked this clip up. It’s Rebecca shaming the owners with “how much more money do any of you really need?” An incredible pull by this fan. https://t.co/qx15lPbjJ2
— Scott Winters (@dancingsousa) June 14, 2023
Your annual reminder:
— The National Archives (@UkNatArchives) June 15, 2023
Magna Carta was sealed, not signed.
End.
Boris Johnson would have been suspended for 90 days, which is, let’s not forget, nearly 2 whole Truss terms.
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) June 15, 2023
Did @AlexHorne do the measurements? https://t.co/W23nJjCVju
— WorryBot 4000 (@fyimanners) June 15, 2023
Pastors
— Richard Baxter (@NotThatRBaxter) June 16, 2023
Disappointed with attendance at your evening service?
Serve Digestives in the morning and these in the evening.
Follow me for more Church Growth Strategies. pic.twitter.com/btcdzJ1Q9E
Hang this in the Louvre pic.twitter.com/WfHVLWN47h
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 16, 2023
— why you should have an animal (@shouldhaveanima) June 16, 2023
I can’t with Prince Louis and Prince George🤣😂 #TroopingtheColour pic.twitter.com/TrGzN3pgiL
— Fifi ❤️ The Waleses (@hellen3030) June 17, 2023
He looks pretty old for a one year old! pic.twitter.com/7FrSt5aQsg
— Patrick J L Davies (@RevPatrickD) June 17, 2023
Pleased to see this. I opted to nearly die of thirst this week cause I couldn’t justify spending £3 on a small bottle of water in @WHSmith https://t.co/r4O2jGGY4c
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) June 16, 2023
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